The Brightside of me is famous for my Irresistible Charm and Sprightly Wit. But I know it’s all a façade. It’s all sparkly patter but underneath that layer of stage-school sincerity lurks a cold-eyed, bad mouthing rumormonger, scavenging information so that I can shaft someone later, or maybe even initiate a satisfactory little feud. There is no cunning so low I can’t limbo under. No scam so complex that I can’t get my devious, slippery mind around. I carry color swatches around so that I can check the greenness of the grass on the other side of whoever’s garden I’m drinking daiquiris at that moment. People twitter on my eternally youthful exuberance. Now of Course I live by my WITS (Lying, cheating and swindling); I don’t have any more than the rest of us, but I cunningly spread them very thinly over a large area, so that from a distance and as long as I keep moving I appear brighter than I am. Seriously though, you'll just have to get to know me!